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9781742377858 English 1742377858 A funny, smart and gently irreverent look at this rising popular culture phenomenon of Hipsters told through Matt's journey to become the Ultimate Hipster! Matt Granfield, is a bit of a hipster. He's got the fixed gear bike, he's got the black rimmed spectacles, he wears skinny jeans. He's even been known to read the odd paperback classic and carry a tote bag. But who wants to be a bit of a Hipster when you could be the Ultimate Hipster? The King of ALL Hipsters everywhere. And so the challenge is laid down. Matt Granfield will do whatever it takes to become the Ultimate Hipster! Follow him on his journey as ticks off his list of classic Hipster pursuits: Setup a craft store at a market with jewellery made from board games and cupcakes and veggies * Ride a fixed gear bicycle for a week and get busted by the police for not wearing a helmet * Put an ad in the street press to start a Hipster band * Knit scarves for everyone at work * Start a hipster website/tumblr * Get drunk with hipsters on boutique beer * Drink so much fair trade coffee he gets high * Try and find out why hipsters wear specs with no prescription lenses * Write a pointless short existentialist hipster story/poem and attempt to get it into a serious literary publication. Matt's journey to becoming the Ultimate Hipster is not only funny but it also gently mocks Hipsters everywhere. Like THINGS BOGANS LIKE and STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE before it, HIPSTERMATTIC will be a hilarious cultural commentary and the perfect Christmas gift for the 'youth' in the family., A funny, smart, and gently irreverent look at the hipster phenomenon told through one man's journey to become its consummate example I'm sorry, it's over. You just don't seem to know who you are. I can't be with somebody who doesn't know who they are . . . Brokenhearted, newly alone, and sobbing so hard there was enough snot coming out his nose to give an elephant a phlegm transplant, Matt Granfield decided the best way to find himself, to truly know who he was, was to become someone else. Already a bit of a hipster, and with his ex's words ringing in his ears, Matt embarked on a journey to try to become the hippest person on the planetthe world's Ultimate Hipster. The quest began innocuously enoughvisiting trendy caf�s, selling homemade jewelry at a market stall, and writing poetrybut it quickly spiraled out of control. Soon there were National Bike Polo Championships to attend, tattoo parlors to visit, bands to start, and organic vegetables to grow. But would all these hipster adventures help Matt find himself, and to truly know who he is? This hilarious and endearing tale of one man's heartache and his subsequent quest to find himself is a must read for anyone who's ever tried (and perhaps failed) to be cool.
9781742377858 English 1742377858 A funny, smart and gently irreverent look at this rising popular culture phenomenon of Hipsters told through Matt's journey to become the Ultimate Hipster! Matt Granfield, is a bit of a hipster. He's got the fixed gear bike, he's got the black rimmed spectacles, he wears skinny jeans. He's even been known to read the odd paperback classic and carry a tote bag. But who wants to be a bit of a Hipster when you could be the Ultimate Hipster? The King of ALL Hipsters everywhere. And so the challenge is laid down. Matt Granfield will do whatever it takes to become the Ultimate Hipster! Follow him on his journey as ticks off his list of classic Hipster pursuits: Setup a craft store at a market with jewellery made from board games and cupcakes and veggies * Ride a fixed gear bicycle for a week and get busted by the police for not wearing a helmet * Put an ad in the street press to start a Hipster band * Knit scarves for everyone at work * Start a hipster website/tumblr * Get drunk with hipsters on boutique beer * Drink so much fair trade coffee he gets high * Try and find out why hipsters wear specs with no prescription lenses * Write a pointless short existentialist hipster story/poem and attempt to get it into a serious literary publication. Matt's journey to becoming the Ultimate Hipster is not only funny but it also gently mocks Hipsters everywhere. Like THINGS BOGANS LIKE and STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE before it, HIPSTERMATTIC will be a hilarious cultural commentary and the perfect Christmas gift for the 'youth' in the family., A funny, smart, and gently irreverent look at the hipster phenomenon told through one man's journey to become its consummate example I'm sorry, it's over. You just don't seem to know who you are. I can't be with somebody who doesn't know who they are . . . Brokenhearted, newly alone, and sobbing so hard there was enough snot coming out his nose to give an elephant a phlegm transplant, Matt Granfield decided the best way to find himself, to truly know who he was, was to become someone else. Already a bit of a hipster, and with his ex's words ringing in his ears, Matt embarked on a journey to try to become the hippest person on the planetthe world's Ultimate Hipster. The quest began innocuously enoughvisiting trendy caf�s, selling homemade jewelry at a market stall, and writing poetrybut it quickly spiraled out of control. Soon there were National Bike Polo Championships to attend, tattoo parlors to visit, bands to start, and organic vegetables to grow. But would all these hipster adventures help Matt find himself, and to truly know who he is? This hilarious and endearing tale of one man's heartache and his subsequent quest to find himself is a must read for anyone who's ever tried (and perhaps failed) to be cool.